He'll be dead sooner that later, and all the money he's acquired through his unscrupulousness won't matter any more. The world—including his phony acquaintances—will remember him for the prick he was. » 12/19/14 10:36am Yesterday 10:36am

There's this weird little short dude, older white guy with glasses—think Hans Moleman—with a black E92 M3 coupe, regular at Irvine Cars & Coffee. DO NOT ENGAGE HIM IN CONVERSATION. DO NOT UTTER ONE POSITIVE WORD OR SIMPLE QUERY IN HIS DIRECTION. » 12/12/14 2:24pm 12/12/14 2:24pm

As a recent first time father, it astonishes me how anyone who loves their child can just throw them the keys to such a powerful machine they're completely unprepared and unqualified to drive. » 12/03/14 10:39pm 12/03/14 10:39pm

It's as if they started with a nebulous concept to combine the perfect storm of uselessness, mishandled resources and gimmickry.

Nailed it.

Also, a perfect metaphor for the current state of the auto industry. » 11/19/14 8:15pm 11/19/14 8:15pm

During high school I worked as a porter for Hawk Lincoln Mercury on the south side of Chicago, later known as the place Obama turned in his manhood along with the keys to his V8 300C for a hybrid Mariner and now a 24 hour gym.

One day I was tasked with driving a recently traded in, rusty, decrepit and visibly fucked… » 10/31/14 3:39pm 10/31/14 3:39pm

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