He'll be dead sooner that later, and all the money he's acquired through his unscrupulousness won't matter any more. The world—including his phony acquaintances—will remember him for the prick he was. »
There's this weird little short dude, older white guy with glasses—think Hans Moleman—with a black E92 M3 coupe, regular at Irvine Cars & Coffee. DO NOT ENGAGE HIM IN CONVERSATION. DO NOT UTTER ONE POSITIVE WORD OR SIMPLE QUERY IN HIS DIRECTION. »
Always liked this guy. He's very calm and reasonable about what many of us would totally lose our shit over, but with much less special cars. Here's hoping it's repairable. Keep the beard, dude! »
Why buy winter socks when you can by a crack rock? Why pay your rent when you can buy a 70" 4K TV? Why feed your kids when you can buy a can of Russian beluga and a bottle of good champagne? »
As a recent first time father, it astonishes me how anyone who loves their child can just throw them the keys to such a powerful machine they're completely unprepared and unqualified to drive. »
Something like seven silver over black Subaru Outback XT Limited 5MT's made in 2006. I own one of them. »
It's as if they started with a nebulous concept to combine the perfect storm of uselessness, mishandled resources and gimmickry.
Also, a perfect metaphor for the current state of the auto industry. »
Rusty '91 Geo Tracker. RWD, a 17" wheelbase and bald Mickey Thompson sand tires are fun in winter slush and snow. How I cut my driving teeth. »
During high school I worked as a porter for Hawk Lincoln Mercury on the south side of Chicago, later known as the place Obama turned in his manhood along with the keys to his V8 300C for a hybrid Mariner and now a 24 hour gym.
One day I was tasked with driving a recently traded in, rusty, decrepit and visibly fucked… »